it's me.
i smell like the homeless person.
and i am right next to the wea order.
i thought about using the bubble gum spit soap on my pits.. but it's gross... grosser than my stinky pits. and the sink in there is a bacteria pool i'd rather not spend much time hovering over.
i forgot to take a shower yesterday.
and i think i forgot about it the day before too.
maybe even the day before that.
but if you want to blame the poor delivery guys.. it's fine by me... i usually apologize to jonathan when i smell this gross.
i've been out of deoderant for about 3 months now.
i'm surprised that this is the first time you have smelled me.
i am foul at least 3 of the 5 working days.

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are you sure? We have a bathroom you're allowed to use whenever you want, no matter what Kurt says. I can smell it faintly at my desk right now...and I could smell it out in the hall way yesterday. I was in the bathroom with Nick and he was like "Damn it smells like dirty balls in here" and I said "It smells like dirty balls out there to." and then we both peed because that is what one sometimes does in a bathroom.
I do, however, like blaming the delivery guys for things. Actually I like blaming Nasean for things more. Maybe it's the diembodied ghost of Nasean leaving traces of stank around my desk. DAMN HIM!!! DAMN HIM TO HECK!! ::shakes fists:: It's a good thing I have a giant can of industrial lysol at my desk.

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i can believe that it smells like dirty balls in the bathroom... it is the one place in the building where dirty balls get the most exposure.. but i just stuck my hand in my pants and my balls are ok.. they don't stink at all. so i know i'm not responsible for that... the smell of week old no shower arm pits however... i claim it.. i pwn it..

if there were more hobos in this town... i'd be getting laid all the time.

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I don't think I was smelling you. This was less of an arm-pit funk and more of a poo-water, sewage, subway-on-a-warm-day smell. There's a hole ip in the ceiling of the electral room by my desk that leads to the loading dock and I think something malodorous wafted down from up there. I'm leaning more in the loading dock direction cause it has a hint of wine-shop in it.

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Yes, download the Lady Gaga.

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I did. Hurray for doing things that my comments tell me to!

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I'm totally, totally gay for "Poker Face"..... it's worth a download for that song alone :)

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So I downloaded it and when I hear "Poker Face" I think "Poke Her Face..............with a penis" because I'm 13.

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when she does that move in the video where she moves her hand ina circle around her face.... she's trying to swat away your giant man penis

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i think of But'ter Face. I'm somewhere around 15.

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Lady Gaga..i don't even know.
it's like Kylie, but with worse make-up and that fake modern-to-retro look.

i need to get a better job.

snow flurries are funny..they fall and melt as they fall, we just had some the past 2 days and then BAM, it's 50 out

you should definitely honk on boobies.
honk on boobies all night long


herb+

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Lady Gaga is entertaining. I shan't hold the make-up and look against her. I just want mindless pop to listen to on the train and this fits the bill.

I need a better job as well.

not all snow flurries melt as they fall.

I would honk on boobies if the honking didn't result in getting punched repeatedly in the face and/or getting sued for sexual harassment. In this case, I didn't do it. But next time....yessss....next time....

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lady gaga is pretty decent. i like her other single better than poker face. i first saw her on logo and she was sort of fascinating.

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From the pictures of her that I've seen, she seems like a very interesting young woman. I hear the "Just Dance" song at work and I think that J was probably dancing to this like, 3 years ago. He's always so ahead of the curve.

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we need to have a cookie date.

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I like cookies.
Are you back from your Man-Trip yet?

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yeah i got back like at 8am. it was soooo not a man trip. i have to work tonight but we should totally go sometime this weekend.

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Isn't it fun to be all like "Ugh I really need to just be out of the city" and then a few hours later be like "This place blows anus, I cannot wait to get back to Brooklyn."

Jersey can suck mighty hard.

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yeah it was totally like that. but i did get to eat at chick fil a. and i got a free lemonade using my sexuality.

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leomnade gotten by ways of sexuality is always the sweetest.

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Hey I just wanted to let you know that I work with shivinder gill here in california...can you take a picture of the name badge and put in on the site...we think its cool that you have his badge...thanks

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here you go:

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K

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