| Notorious S.U.C.K.M.Y.D.I.C.K. |
[Mar. 22nd, 2008|01:56 am] |
Dear People Filming "Notorious", the Shit-tastic Biggie Smalls Movie,
Please stop fucking stalking me. It's starting to piss me off. I didn't complain when you sat outside my work all morning filming, but really, when I ride the subway back home and am not allowed to come above ground because they're filming a scene and god forbid they catch sight of a white person on Fulton street.....come-fucking-on. You all fucking suck. Just because Mr. Rapper Fat-Ass liked to eat Cheesecake doesn't mean you have to rope off all the sidewalks around Junior's and not let people though. Some of us actually live around here and would like to be able to walk home and take a well-deserved shit in our own damn bathrooms because the ones at work are kinda frightening .
whatever. fuck you all.
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that reminds me about some joke i heard about canadians... fucking canadians.
It's really not Mr. Rapper, it's the damned production crews. I've stepped out of my office only to find a "danger, Radioactive Hazard" sign on my door and being asked to either leave my office and not return for about an hour or to stay in my office and not come out for the next hour -- all I wanted to do is take a five minute break to take a leak. I've also been asked not to use "that" elevator because they were going to send a huge fireball up the shaft and to use the stairs or use the elevator on the other side of the building--as if I wanted to use that elevator after they had shot a huge fireball up the shaft. I've had to take the long way around because the main pathway had explosives planted for a war scene. I've looked out my window to watch the National Guard shoot at protesting students and have been told not to go down in the basement until all of the 120 rattlesnakes were accounted for. They force a building evacuation when they ceiling mounted some lighting, when they were told not to disturb the ceiling because of asbestos and the blew a hole in the roof of our theater building when they improperly rigged an explosion.
if Biggie didn't like cramming cheesecake into his maw when he was alive I doubt they would have been blocking off the street. I still blame him
Very true. Had it just been red velvet cake like other fatties such as me enjoy, the area around Lord's Bakery would have been closed off.
i thought biggie liked to eat "t-bone steak, cheese, eggs, & welch's grape."
/yes, i actually kinda like mr. b.i.g
//enough to be able to quote a song
///i'm using slashes like i'm posting on fark.
////wheeeeee!
"Biggie Smalls"? At the risk of displaying my ignorance, what exactly is that? I'm thinking it could be:
a) a portable dildo that can be expanded into a real colon-buster
b) a frozen soft drink from 7-11, Speedway, or other such store
c) a new McDonald's term to replace "medium"
d) Weight Watcher's new weight-loss plan
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