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[Mar. 15th, 2008|12:03 am] |
I don't really blame the girl. I'd have sex with Eliot Spitzer on a regular basis for $5,000 a pop.
Not that I find him wildly attractive, mind you. I just want the money. |
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And that's what separates you from the prostitutes ... they did it with him because he was hot and the loved him.
damn those whores with hearts of gold.
What? You mean those ears don't do it for you?
Everyone has their price. For $5,000 a pop, I'd probably be willing to do a thing or two. In fact, if I had to guess, he probably wanted to be dominated or humiliated. People in positions of power, I think, are prone to wanting to turn the tables in the bedroom.
What a coincidence....I'd have sex with you for $5000!
I'd need more money. Spitzer wears too much mascara. That, and the Superman tights he wears (wore) under his clothes.
Yeah, I'd probably strip to my undies and spank him with a rubber chicken for $5000.
Then again, I'd do that for free cause it sounds like a laugh... | |