| P-p-p-poker face |
[Jun. 29th, 2009|04:16 am] |
Haha too fun. I love shit like this:
(yeah I know it's not a REAL orchestra...but still...it's cool) |
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| yikes |
[Jun. 15th, 2009|01:19 am] |
I saw this picture on a google ad link for some website and I couldn't help clicking on it cause the guy's neck in the picture on the right will give me nightmares.
::shivers::
I like the fat version's hair more. |
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| slow poof |
[Jun. 2nd, 2009|05:48 pm] |
I love how my hair slowly poofs itself up over the course of the day.
 (left) 6am - (right) 6pm
(please excuse the water bottle in my mouth. I'm super classy, I know) |
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| Marathon Bank of New York |
[Jun. 2nd, 2009|07:21 am] |
I wonder this every time I walk past one of their branches....but what the hell is their logo suppose to be? The lines and dashes looks a little bit too strategically placed to just be a random design. Is it an abstraction? Is it a foot or a chair or.......wait....
....I'm just seeing this for the first time cause I blew it up. I think I was distracted by the negative space, but is that suppose to be the prow of a boat with the bottom of a sail and the three little dashes are oars? Maybe?
Yeah I have no idea. |
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| Tweet twit |
[May. 6th, 2009|11:34 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | USQ | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | edwin singing something off-key and in spanish | ] |
I didn't really understand it before...but I think I'm starting to find twitter to be way too amusing.
My most recent entry:"The elevator is trying to sell me car insurance again. "It's dangerous to drive without a warranty" it says. "You're an elevator!" I say." |
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| Hot Tyranny Mess |
[Apr. 27th, 2009|02:27 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | USQ | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | everyone using canned air | ] |
Everytime I see this book cover I think it says: Liberty And Tranny
I think the tranny version would be a lot more interesting. |
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| surprise |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|07:57 pm] |
Hot dogs + left over tikka masala simmer sauce + macaroni & cheese = not too shabby (and shockingly not gross) |
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| Opus 23 |
[Apr. 19th, 2009|02:38 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Boerum Hill | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | dustin o'halloran - opus 23 | ] |
A little over a year ago I was listening to Pandora and they kept playing this song on the classical play list I had made for myself and I loved it so much I ended up buying both of his albums (which are excellent, by the way). This one is stillmy favorite though. I went looking for it on you tube, and this was the first thing that came up. I'm not totally feeling the animation, but it's not horrible.
It was also apparently on the Marie Antoinette soundtrack. Go figure.
I was just walking today and the nice weather and the breeze and the trees and the general spring-ish-ness of the day coupled with this song just made it seem like a little slice of perfection. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 13th, 2009|04:00 pm] |
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| | USQ | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | elbow - powder blue | ] |
I just deleted my facebook account who's friend's list consisted of my family, coworkers, and people I've gone to school with. While enacting my exit strategy I noticed that you can't actually delete your account. You merely "deactivate" it which renders it invisible and inert until you feel like logging back in and reactivating.
So while clicking through optioned to deactivate my account the website asked for reasons why I wanted to do such. First I clicked "I don't find it useful" but when I did a little box opened under the option and cheerily said "You might find Facebook more useful if you added more friends!" No. fuck that.
So I ended up clicking the "other" option and then, in the space provided I wrote:"I'm bothered that my only option is to "deactivate" and not "delete". Deleting something sounds far more permanent than just deactivating it and I'm assuming there is a very specific reason that y'all chose one word over the other and I don't trust that. Not that you've ever wanted or needed to earn my trust in anyway. I'm mainly DELETING this account because almost my entire extended family is on here and I'm doing my best to make them forget that I exist and being on here isn't helping. Plus I don't care what type of shoe someone's personality is NOR do I like being SuperPoked and I know I can turn those options off, but this is a lot easier seeing that I dislike most everyone but have the email address of the ones I do like. Thanks Anyway."
I feel a little bit better.
A little.
I still have a facebook account that all the Bears have...but I might deactivate that too. Social networking makes me feel uncomfortable. |
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| 11 things, one with stank |
[Apr. 8th, 2009|02:12 pm] |
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| | USQ | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | death cab for cutie - pictures in an exhibition | ] |
1.) Neutral Milk Hotel is playing currently. This album reminds me on 2004 a lot and not really in a good way, BUT, I don't dislike the album. Go figure.
2.) I've been looking for new mindless dance music to listen to on my phone while on the subway. Is this Lady GaGa character worth the down load?
3.) Currently Reading: "On Writing, a memoir of the craft" - by Stephen King
4.) I got a chocolate easter rabbit from my grandmother in the mail yesterday. I ate it for dinner. It tasted like sand.
5.) I just walked past a guy with massive pec muscles in a thight sweater in the hall. I really wanted to grab his chest with both hands and make loud, olde-timey car honking sounds as I passed but seeing that he seemed to be pretty built, I'm assuming that it would hurt a lot if he punched me and he most likely would, so I decided against it.
6.) Hey NYC and your pathetic snow flurries in April....I see your flurries, and I raise you a blizzard. Suck it! ::laughs in a haughty "the weather of my childhood can beat your today weather" sorta way::
7.) The hand soap in the bathroom here at work looks like bubble gum colored spit when it comes out of the dispenser, doesn't lather at all, and smells like marzipan. Over-all it's a fairly unpleasant experience, but I continue to wash my hands because the little sign above the sink tells me I have to. I do everything little signs tell me to do.
8.) Today would really be a perfect day for a dumpling date.
9.) A few years ago, someone mistakenly dropped off a box of name tags to us for various Circuit City employees next door and Jose found a number of them recently. They'd been sitting in the box in a back corner by his desk. This is why I have the name badge of "Shivinder Gill: Verizon Wireless Supervisor" on my desk. It has a nifty magnetic backing and sometimes I wear it when I want to feel important. "I'm going to lunch at 1:05 instead of 1:00 today. Want to know why? BECAUSE I'M SHIVINDER MOTHAFUKKIN GILL!!!!!"
10.) Someone around here smells like a homeless person (It's not me though...I kinda smell like dijon mustard for some reason). I dunno if it's one of the invading Times Square people, one of the delivery people, or just one of my coworkers who is the stank, but it's a very earthy kinda stank and it was hovering near the WEA order that is, thankfully, on the other side of the room from me, but now I smell it over here. What is that?
11.) I don't feel like dealing with things that I need to deal with. Isn't that always the way though? |
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| caramel-drizzled creamy banana-ness |
[Apr. 6th, 2009|11:47 pm] |
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| | Boerum Hill | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | beyonce - get me bodied | ] |
Dear delicious cake I had this weekend,
I miss you being in my mouth.
I'm sorry I got really drunk later on in the evening and barfed you all up. It was a complete waste of your amazing caramel-drizzled creamy banana-ness. I was a fool. Do you think you can forgive me enough to see me again?
If not, could you give my number to the Guava Cheesecake? I think we had a moment.
Love Mike. |
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| YUM@ |
[Mar. 22nd, 2009|01:27 am] |
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| | YAY! | ] |
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| | WAHOO!! | ] |
it's fun to be dog sitting and drink all the liquor with the dog watching you. Hey you dog...don't make me drink all this cause I WILL!
and then I did.
HURRAY!!!
things i learned today:
1.) Ezra sucks because he was sleeping
2.) my nipples feel like ow
3.) the dog is a total lightweight (I drank that bitch under the motherfucking table...while under the motherfuckking table)
4.) Hot Patrick is hot
5.) my lips are numb
6.) I'm the belle of the ball
7.) being cute does not excuse stupid tattoos/piercings
8.) i am so awesome to still be typing in words that make sense
9.) my spanish is a lot better when i've been drinking. or maybe I've just stopped caring what my pronunciation sounds like.
10.) dear firefox...I love you
11.) nthid fonrd dordn'y feelik ine nind
FUCK! |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 16th, 2009|10:43 pm] |
Cute flirty people make me want to punch things.
This was really well done though. |
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| Sad Songs Say So Much |
[Mar. 4th, 2009|12:33 pm] |
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| | USQ | ] |
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| | andrew bird - noble beasts | ] |
What music do you listen to when you're sad?
Do you have a "Wallowing in Misery" soundtrack?
What is it? |
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